How To Be A Man - Chabuddy G

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Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You re wrong if you think one man can t be a jack AND a master of all trades.

In How To Be A Man, I ll show you how to be a proper god amongst men. This book caters for a girthy gap in the market but it s not just for the lads! Ladies, take heed these are the qualities you should look for in a heterosexual mate.

You ll learn how to boss a job interview remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, 7 down, 1 up, where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And I ve even shared some of my go-to recipes (Medium Rare Hearty Chicken with Crunchy Peanut Dust Roast Potato and Beef Monster Munch). But I m not giving you any more details than that you ll have to buy the book. Remember, the first hit s for free but you ll be back! ;)

So, sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out I don t judge and let your manly juices flow.

PS. I dedicate this book to my ex-wife, Aldona. I loved you and you ended up running away with another man, stealing my beautiful Merc and my most prized possession the golden foot spa. But I m totally over it and look at me now I m only a bloody published author. So yeah, I m totally FINE. I m thriving, in fact. I don t need you anymore! I AM SO OVER YOU! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOOK!